Jimmy Jones

bored 2 fuk

2004-12-17T22:27:20Z

well look it's me, back again.

fucking hell i dunno why i'm updating this shitty waste thing but i suppose BOREDOM drove me to the fucking egde.

oh look, livejournal, saving my life. I OWE YOU EVERYTHING.

is it me or is my sarcasm amazin'.

i might supply myself with an entire page of bullshit and then hopefully someone will leave a comment saying "lol @ u" or something.

and then i can safely say that it was the most excellent thing that ever happenned.

you know? fuck you.

oh what? want a square go, cunt? i'll knock out your gums old man don't start. i heart u

i fucking hate Xmas, and hanukkah, and eid and all these other cock sucking satanic holidays. can people just piss off and call me a heathen? LOLZ ME LUVZ 2 STEREOTYPE 2

it's been fucking months since i updated and i feel like i can't be arsed updating. and to think, this page was on the internet all this tme, sitting there stationary haha, or perhaps some dumbarse fuck nut thought "oh hmmm this looks interesting" and next thing you know your head hits the floor.

but enough about me, how are you?

i'm going now, to look at some random shitty websites and try to fucking stay up.

http://www.webshite.co.uk

oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration?

fucking cunt.

i feel that the only way to express my individuality is through a shitty waste of html, but yanno, dumb fucks do it everyday! look at the bastards on myspace and and DEAD JOURNAL hahahaha.

a dead journal...how ironic would it be if you died during an update.

oh look i have no soul WAAARGH >:o fucking anal cunts.

and speaking of cunts, i hate you too.

Cunt

2004-03-01T23:16:26Z

Everything is cunt.
Everyone is cunt.
Even livejournal is cunt.

Heh, woah man slow down. the youngsters aren't picking up on the XML. I went to uni today after like, four-five months. Haha, it's a shithole, as usual. Was gonna get a few racks of pool but oh well, no cunt was in the games room. So i just came back home.

I'm getting fucking good with my driving. Hahahah i haven't crashed into an old woman - yet. would be funny seeing her tumble all over the street. But anywho, rules are rules.

You know what i hate the most? Reading other peoples journals. Fucking irritates my guts, somehow. What does this mean? Am i just a non-observant cunt that doesn't give a shit about anyones shitty journal/life? Hahahah.

Sorry, i have no girls yet. Never did to begin with but who cares. Women are evil fucking whoring cunts. I saw this one down at uni that looked similar to Zaya. fucking growled at her, HAHAHAHAH! I WAS LIKE :@ hahahaha bitch ran a mile (well not really she just walked by). it was hilarious. she had some fucking gothic shite makeup on and she looked like a punk goth cunt. whatEvver. Fucking hate these dicks. Buncha hippies if you ask me. Although the goodest of hippies have vanished from this earth, but anyway enough about that pish...

I felt liberated today. walking down with my music on and a nice wee fag to smoke on. FELT GOOOOOOOD RAAAARGH.

I can't wait to have my own car. Means i'll be out MORE and perhaps driving about MORE. Yeah and NO ONE IS GETTING A LIFT OFF ME. fucking arsewipes. you ask anyone for a favour and what do you get? "sorry naw am busy the day..."sorry i cannae am gonnae go hame" yeah well fuck off. Scotch fuckers. Hahahah i am one, NATURALLY.

I bought a shitty webcam the other day. all it does is stare at me like a sick stalker cunt. it's funny when john is on though. he looks away from the cam like i do, hahaha THE BASTARD ISN'T ONLINE TONIGHT. fucking cunt.

me and john are gonna go watch kill bill #2. perhaps bring leigh too. make an AOL juicy hookup hahahah. i fucking love opeth, to bits. it's so soothing to the soul.
good grindcore shit. BTMF > SDMF
yeah, fucking damn right.

I dunno what else to write, fucking bored out my skull. All i'm thinking is two things: Need a shit and how to get there.

erm, so if anyone wants to drop an email send it to nasma95@hotmail.com
my aol is fuckered right now, heh. i need my own credit card to get broadband from bt/ntl. somewhere decent. sick of aol people and their PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL lifestyles. You know. all i hear is "whine whine whine moan moan moan emo emo emo cunts cunts cunts my boyfriend dumped my girlfriend dumped awww sawa awww zawa awwww cuntargh!"

hahaha i made the "cuntargh" bit up.
1 h0p3 2 sp34k 2 wh03v3r r3pl135 b4ck 2 m3 |)000000|)5!!!!!!!111111

Bon voyage, america on-line!!

2004-02-08T22:17:11Z

looks like i've survived the depression that is otherwise known as the "AOL cunt syndrome" - and thank fuck for that.

everyone else who is still using the ISP, i have one thing to say....THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? well don't answer it, you'll soon figure it out when you pull yourself apart from the antichrist that is A O fucking-heLL.

ahh yes, a few little names shall pop up in this very exciting yet delayed update.

NUMERO UNO - Simone aka Randomcunt666!!111
yeah, um. i really don't understand simone, you and i were in love! how could you just, fuck off and leave me on my own! you tit! yeah, fuck off, never liked you or the "am wid fay" crew.

NUMBER 2 - SAM45000 aka "the german jew"
hi sam! how's life in essex? how's uni? still shite aye? good!
how's your shitty course? mundane as usual? good stuff man! glad to hear you're still bitching about hamid man! can't say shit to my own face and/or screen and/or while i'm looking.
ahh well "sambo", have a nice life, you fucking yid.

apart from getting that out of my system (believe me, the system works), i'm going to humour you all with the latest from http://www.makesmeangry.com and the king of the universe, htpp://maddox.xmission.com

and uh, i hope i get some comments! this shall be good! NO IT SHANT BE BAD! IT SHALL BE GOOD!

puss

2004-01-17T13:51:49Z

you know what the saddest thing is? i can't have a fucking cigarette for a very long time. i mean 6 months. it's so fucked up. how the FOCK does anyone get by life without having a smoke for 6 months :(

I CAN'T COPE. well i can, i just have to hold on and fucking get well before i start to re-damage my lungs

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

kick her in the fucking fanny balls. push her down the stairs and go "hahaha look at you rolling" then throw some shoes at the bitch and say "i want them cleaned before tonight" AND THEN laugh as you go back to the bedroom.

hehehe, oh i'm such a bad man. i have so much anger against women it's just too bad, OH WELL. FUCKERS.

it's like they're the fucking godesses of the universe or some pish and men feel as if they're below them. BUT ANYTHING FOR A SHAG!!! RISE AND SHINE!!!!

cunts. i hate pussy guys who adore their bitches. why can't everyone be like bundy or berkowitz? fucking kill 'em once you're done with them. hahaha. DISPOSED!

they feel as if they're the only species with major problems. PROBLEMS LIKE WHAT? YOU BLEED ONCE A MONTH? RAN OUT OF FANNY PADS? DID YOUR "MAN" MAKE YOU FEEL BAD? DID DADDY NOT LOVE YOU LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE? IS MUMMY TELLING YOU TO GO KILL YOURSELF? IS EVERYONE ON YOUR CASE? FUCKING BASTARDS. EURGH :@@@@@@@@

KILL KILL KILL. thank fuck for violence. oh and porn

least women admit to sucking dicks in porn land. out here they're all like "eurgh how disgusting" BUT THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF PENISES CAN THEY? FUCKING WANKS.

is it just me, or is everyone else stupid? the entire fucking world is braindead, washed by women and controlled by femininity. although i must admit that i enjoy watching domination (giggles). but i mean, i'm not on about that. i'm on about the everyday type of woman who just can't shut the fuck up, and she wants money up her arse, or she wants to be loved, or she wants a bone up her arse. hahaha, fanny.

i'm away to burn some women-related magazines and see if i can find an axe, so that i can beat some bitch to an inch of her life.

YES, AND GOD LOVES ME, HE HATES YOU! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!111

http://www.makesmeangry.com

HELLOOOOOOO

2004-01-15T12:48:07Z

aye err, and shite. i've been away for so long because i was in hospital and i'm not teling you why cos i don't want it to become a big fucker of a thing. i got released yesterday after 12 fucking days hahaha, i was like so overwhelmed/excited.

felt good. i mean total isolation isn't fun for 2 weeks. and the fucking boredom, christ. wonder how mental patients feel.

yeah anyway i'm fucking knackered to talk shit right now so i'll just be brief. and fuck off now.

OK BYE

yoo fockn bastart

2003-12-25T18:54:09Z

this song is so cool. it's called "blinded by the light"......OH BABY BRING HOME THE COKE (i mean the drink) hahaha erm jesus was born today

http://www.mentalshed.com

i laughed so hard that my dick erected.

http://www.makesmeangry.com

hahaha look at the bitch who's all bruised....then read the shitty blog.

dunno what the fuck else to say

let's go speak to some internet dicks...

fucking people

2003-12-08T01:05:49Z

i watched Higher Learning last night. second time i've seen it. i like it. i like that whole dorm thing and "dude lol college rools hahaha PARTY MAN!!!!11111"

then it got to the political and uh, you know. segregations. why we can't all just get along because of our fucking skin. it's just a piece of flesh at the end of the day. i'm sounding hypocritical here, but then again my real reasons stay with me. i dunno why, i just don't want to confront anyone because i always end up looking like a fool. anyway, i liked it. to me it was about escapism. i feel like studying abroad now. but i'm begging the question: will that make me happy?

i don't think so. i dunno what will make me happy. one thing's definite though. i'm not getting a fucking job. nor am i getting myself a shitty degree. i'm gonna drop out or something. i've already skived the fucking semester. getting letters from the uni saying why i've been ditching. man i hate it. i hate it to bits. i hate acting like a robot. i have this fear of becoming one. one of the mongos. one of the dumb fucks. one of the ones who have a job, who have a degree and who are just retarded with their shitty little lives. filled with that special person and a fucking account that has peanuts in it instead of real ££££££££.

you see, i don't want that. i want none of that. i hate it, to be honest. my cousin got away with it because he has obsessive compulsive disorder. man, i wish i had something similar. anything to get me out of this misery that is "life". i know this sounds like the total plattitude which exists in the minds of an angsty fucker, but i assure you. my feelings are of high value and they are not associated with what the majority think.

i was reading this book that was written sometime in the 90s, and it was talking about how the system, that is, our lives which are governed today, has done fuck all for the human race. i mean honestly, who the fuck loves to work? who the fuck loves thier boss? who the fuck wants to have money and all that shite?
"would you rather be a caveman?" yeah, beats living in this fucking pish world. i am sick of it. i'm sick of the racial divisions, i'm sick of how white people think they're fucking arrogant, or how black people are just dumb fucks nowadays who don't even appreciate the values of their african nation. and all these other races, in it for the money, am i right? yeah, fuckwits. i hate people. i always have had a hatred towards humanity.

if the legal system works, they should lock me up for life for killing innocent people. i hope i do go to prison. beats staying out here. life itself is a fucking prison. people always bringing me down, etc etc etc. oh you know how it is. no one is proud enough to admit. who would be though? they'd all blame it on some teenage crisis or some fucking illness the psychiatrist labelled.

this uni life isn't for me. i have assignments due in next week and i have no fucking clue as to where to start. i've been ill for the past 4 months, since term started. i dunno, heh. i'll just make up some shitty excuse to get me to repeat. i have no chance in getting through uni.

i dunno how to. i dunno how anyone does it. but they're robots, they're machines. they're dumbfucks. they all are. even the ones who share my views are retarded. because i can see through their tiny little graped eyes. and all i see is BINARY CODED SHIT. man, i fucking hate people.

i'm not being true to myself. i don't like it here. its the fucking truth! i don't care if no one will agree with me. this isn't about sympathy or empathy. it's about me wanting to be happy. and i'm afraid to say, this whole survival of the fittest thing isn't my world. don't you just hate it when students give you that cynical fucking look at you, as if you should never have been in their eyesight range. i see it everyday at uni. or well i used to. now all i see is a way out of this shit. i just feel so sick right now. i dunno what to do. my folks keep pushing me around it's driving me fucking insane. then there's this whole paranoia that everyone's against me shite. ACH I DUNNO I NEVER WANTED TO FEEL THIS.
yeah i'm gonna quit uni i think.

guess i'm off

OH LOOK, I NEVER FORGOT ABOUT YOU OLD CHUM!

2003-11-20T00:35:32Z

yeah fuck you. can't be arsed with this shitty journal update BUT YOU'RE GETTING ONE. OH YES YOU CUNT, YEAAAAH.

not much has happenned since the last time. except that my bones seem to be stiff and they hurt whenever i move, especially my knees. must be some kind of reversed reaction to my *chest infection*....or God hates me, that's what it is.

i dunno what to talk about really. hahaha LOOK WHO UPDATED!
http://maddox.xmission.com

and look who's still the comedian!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com

and look who's still a cunt!
http://www.aol.co.uk

and look paddy, look!
http://www.google.com

oh and a sheep!
http://www.sheepshaggers.com

haha sorry, i just wanted to be funny for once. saw tom today, depressed cunt as usual. well not depressed, but he's such a snob. yeah fuck him. anyway nice jeans wemon.

wouldn't it be funny if i turned into david berkowitz, went up to some poor bastard and stabbed him, or got a rifle and leaded his arse? hahaha, I AM THE SON OF SAM.

or peter kourten, who likes to drown 5 year olds. that would be funny. WE LOVE OUR KIDS!

been listening to alot of motown and hendrix lately. i must say, that fucker knows how to get ANYONE stoned.

you hear about those allegations aimed at MJ? fucking tits. all they want is his money. WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT MONEY? SOMEONE PLEASE GO BOMB SOMEONE ELSE.
violence is funny. like the time this guy kept punching me in the face, some guy came round the corner, fucking punched his arse. wanker was lying on the floor like a bitch. then i kick him in the head hahahah, then i end up crying because i was just 8 years old. man, i was such a fat bastard back then, dunno if much has changed but i keep hearing the phrase "you've lost weight" - er sure, and jesus was a prostitute - probably was, who knows.

i had a cool dream last night. nothing happenned. hahahaha. well ok it was pouring down with rain, i mean a fucking STORM thing. and there was shitloads of lightning. i heard that whenever there's rain in your dreams, you're getting a shitload of money coming your way. either that or mother earth loves pissing all over you. who knows, success is murder.

i better fuck off now. tomorrow's another shit day at the university of glasgow. oh and when i wake up, i'll cough, and when i cough i might puke, and when i puke i'll be lying on the floor, shivering myself like i was having a paralysis or some shite. I MAKE NO SENSE. yeah, fucking chesty coughs. probably doesn't help that i smoke, but hopefully i'm packing it in. FOR THE SAKE OF KARMA MAAAAAAAN.

oh fucksake, the coughing just began, heh.
dickheads xxx

fuck me

2003-10-27T00:24:54Z

can i actually be arsed with uni tomorrow. you know what's funny. seeing some guy come up to you and say "oh hi, i knew you an aeon ago"

i'd like to see kill bill again. or probably buy IRREVERSIBLE on dvd. did you know it has a 10 minute rape scene :O MY GOD I WAS SHOCKED TOO! i was like "only ten minutes?" (waits for audience applause) hahaha, i'm not acting like a tit, would you RELAX. OH SHIT I WAS TAKING LIFE SERIOUSLY.

i watched eddie murphy - delirious on friday night. i have never laughed so much in my entire fucking life. he's so hysterical. it's like every 2 minutes, you're laughing until your arse touches the floor. AND WHY IS MY COMPUTER GOING SLOW.

i'd probably have to write a better algorithm to run things smoothly. instead of getting hardware. oh fuck off, NO FUCK OFF.

i must have too many kazaa files, or some shite.

you know the cool thing about kill bill, it has like a 15 minute animation bit, which is quite uncommon but amazing. heh. if i was doing a media course, i'd do kill bill as my assignment. RAWR. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. this computer is so fucked up. i thought i'd never end up saying this but uh......hahaha ?

hmm, i'm going to bed in a bit

SUITE-PEE

2003-10-24T19:40:22Z

hahaha god damn i've missed system of a down's first album SO SO BADLY. YAAAH.

oh yeah, i saw Kill Bill today, fucking fantastic! fan-fucking-tantastico, yeah. uh. if anyone didn't get they're either

a) pretty fucking stupid to understand violence
b) were raised up in a moral and loving environment where mummy and daddy bought them Xmas giftst for being good kiddies
c) do not appreciate the far eastern arts such as kung fu and perhaps not understand kung fu in it's entire form
and d) who despise quentin tarrentino? is that HUMANLY POSSIBLE? gah, fucking dipshits.

oh man, it was hilarious, where the violent scenes go all amazing. i'm probably being a bastard if i tell you the full story, BUT I JIZZED MY PANTS, I HAD GOOSEBUMPS AND MY HAIR AT THE BACK OF MY NECK STOOD UP WHEN UMA THURMAN WAS IN YELLOW. oh baby, what a film. fuck the matrix trilogy, fuck those shitty "oh i'm so dumb i wanted to direct comic book movies" people....WE HAVE THE MOST HUMOROUS GUY TO HAVE EVER SHOCKED THE OCEANS OF THIS FUCKARSE OF AN EARTH. hahaha, oh man, i can't wait for volume 2. WOOT!!!!!1111111

it was so good, and like, i wanted to shag that japanese school girl. she has a sick mind :D. haha, i laughed when she did that thing to that guy, and uh, his insides fell out HAHAHAHA. and like right at the start, black mamba puts a knife through the other womans chest, hahaha, hilarious! WHY IS VIOLENCE SO FUNNY. hahahahahah. and i was like laughing at the bit where those japs got their legs chopped off, and Chief was like "you sick fuck, you were laughing at that" hahahaha.
that has to be, and i shit you not, the BEST fucking movie, since the fall of ancient kung fu movies. oh yeah, and since blade 2 was released.

ahh yeah, today was fun. i never went into shitarse uni. felt good not going in, heh. couldn't be arsed being isolated, as i usually am on weekdays :|. today was fab, maan. i saw ISH, i never knew he was in a car accident until today. quite shocked. oh well, still. it was good seeing those guys. if only they were at glasgow, my life would've been like, a little shinier.
i feel so lost at glasgow, the fuckers are at strathclyde. glasgow has to be the shittest place to meet new friends, heh. well in MY opinion, not yours, fucker.

but i really do miss those guys. i mean, Tom is a right bastard. i saw him on the bus the other day, buying a mixer, i was like 'you fucking wigger bastard, snobby rich suburban whore of a fucking evil tit who loves smidge and fists smidge up the arse all night'...but i never said all that. i hope rumours fly that i hate Tom, and that Tom confronts me, and i'm like "look Tom, i don't like you!" hahahahaha, and then hug the fanny. hahahahahhahaha AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME A NUTTER.

ok, you know what Tom is like? i will tell you what Tom is like. He is the person that brings you down, constantly, no matter what your past was. i mean, for me, i had a shit past. i was always verbally abused. it got to a point where i never went into school, then my dad went up and told the fuckers to do something, heh.
you see, i have low self-confidence. i don't feel warm inside, when i'm at glasgow uni. something eats me up inside, and i spew it all over a fag(fag = cigarette).
when i'm with people like ISH, i feel there's a purpose in life. you know? i mean, i was so fucking happpy that i was gonna cry when they'd leave. I'M SUCH A BITCH, SNAP OUT OF IT YOU BITCH.

but you have to understand, that being mocked at 24/7 leaves you rather messed up in the head. and to that, i thank everyone for mocking me, hahahah. i'm not hear for a sympathy vote, i'm hear to moan. i'm hear to get things off of my chest. But whenever i display it on LIVEJOURNAL, it feels as if i have accomplished nothing when i mention it. it just boils up even more inside, until my fucking kettle goes on fire. hahahaha BURN BASTARD BURN!!!!!!1111

why are there such dickheads in this world? all i ever wanted to do was fit in and like, be fucking happy. WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME EVERYTIME I SAY ANYTHING.

I think i have two choices in life : I can either kill Tom, Smidge, Jake, Martin and anyone else who are on my death list...OR, i could go to a place where i don't ever hear those names mentioned above. perhaps somewhere that my past cannot be dragged with me. and NO i'm not running away. why the fuck would you think that. and i know the next assumption is that "you are a coward if you run away". oh really? how does one make himself a coward if he runs away. this doesn't mean that i'm escaping my fears. this means that i am evolving, i want to change. i want to leave this mess that i call Glasgow, and forget the faces that i've seen. start afresh. but even that's quite difficult when you're a nervous fucker. ah well, there's always alcohol. i swear, i felt so fucking good today. i felt like i belonged somewhere for once, yanno? must've been the movie, must've been the atmosphere, I DUNNO. but i felt that i was appreciated somewhere. none of this "oh let's negate this cunt because he's not blonde" shite.

man, i hate the human species. but what i can learn from kung and martial arts, is self-discipline and buddhism. it takes you back to the time where your mind wasn't activated as it is today. the purpose of having a memory is to destroy ones life. it's true! ask anyone who is crazy. oh yeah i forgot, it's a cliche to become a nutter, hahaha. NOT IN MY WORLD.

i mean, who laughs when a mother is killed with a knife through her chest, when the daughter of the mother is right behind the killer, who's observing the whole thing? ME! YOU SILLY GOON!

anyway, fuck off

'And you may ask yourself, “Self, How did I get on the Floor?” Pick your damn self up....'

2003-10-21T19:18:18Z

http://www.mentalshed.com

OOMPH

2003-10-20T19:27:32Z

I saw James today, haven't seen James since like August, man. he is cool. one cool brudda woooooowoowooow.

OK anyway i was waiting to get picked and I STARTED TALKING TO MYSELF, hmm. pretty odd but then again, uh, fuck you, heh. then these bitches walked by and thought "lunatic" YEAH SO FUCK YOU, TOSSER. anyway

http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#TOOL

read it, it is the most hilarious thing ever. haha, imagine we could take the piss out of people all the time, well i do in my own head :)
scroll down to the one about her boyfriend reading a chain letter, that bitch needs a fucking kick-in. AND I DON'T MEAN A NICE LITTLE TAP ON THE ARSE, I'M TALKING BULLDOZERS. you know it's bastards like HER that make me want to eradicate such a dumbarse species who are formally known as level 0 humans. haha, cocks. I'M FLYING IN THE AIIIIIIIIR.

anyway fuck off, i got shit to do. well i'll do at 9pm, WELL ONCE I'VE ATE SOMETHING, CUNT.

haaaarrrrrrrr

2003-10-19T17:58:00Z

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK. JUST LOOK AT IT AND THINK "HMMM WHAT A SMIRK!" BECAUSE HAHAHA, HE'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! yes, i AM on about a serial killer here. hahaaaaaaaaaa

HARRRRRRRR MATEYS

HEY GUESS WHAT! fuck you

2003-10-19T14:51:54Z

i'm so scared incase i fall off my chair
and i'm wondering how i get down the stairs

so anyway, i was on the train the other day AND APPARENTLY the conductor says "where you going" so i replied with "the fuck's it to you?" so she goes "right that's it, enough of your cheek boyo" YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? well not much, i just paid the bastard and got off at clarkston, heh.

mmmmmmmm. no matter how boring this day is, i love my music. nothing beats a little insanity, yanno? OH LOOK THE RIVER CLYDE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

WAVE AT THE FUCKING TOURISTS, EXCUSE ME DO YOU KNOW WHERE DUNDEE IS...

heh i feel like a right tit today. i got my hoodie, cap and jeans on. along with my duffs as usual. ah well, ALL IS FULL OF LOVE.

1+1 = 3

not really, because 1+1 = 1. WE ARE DEALING WITH BOOLEAN OPERATORS HERE. well unless you read the + as OR instead of AND. oh fuck you, i got nothing else going on in my preambled universe. except for the fact that i've been driven by boredom for the past SOME ODD hours.

albert_hoffman @ 2003-10-19T15:24:00

2003-10-19T14:32:30Z

fucking hell, i got my loan thing yesterday. i might get some DVDs, like scarface two box dvd, uh reservoir dogs <3333333 GOD I FUCKING LOVE TARRENTINO. well not literally, heh.

and uh, hmm....

LOOKIN' FOR SOME HAPPINESS BUT THERE IS SO A LONELINESS TO FIND
TURN TO THE LEFT TURN TO THE RIGHT
LOOKIN' UPSTAIRS LOOKIN' BEHIND

hey guess what! I FEEL GOOD hahaha. isn't maynard funny when he goes "fuck you buddy"

i love my girlfriend, she's the best thing that's ever happenned to me. must admit though, she makes one hell of a good BBQ

hahah OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!11111

http://www.somethingawful.com

and uh, yeah, girlfriend wants to buy me a hat, i'm like "the fuck?"
she said i'd look like tony, SHE LIES. TONY IS GOD, MAAAAAAN.

she actually likes tony soprano, mind. fuckin A d00d

Bill Hicks :D

ohhhhhhh jesus i'm getting goosebumps. MANIC DEPRESSION IS TOUCHING MY SOUL

hey guess what! i heard from www.whowantstogiveafuck.net and they said i'm really a cool guy, and they're offerring me to post some shit on their site. hmm, sorry but uh, dunno. heh. i want my own HTML

BOBBY

2003-10-18T20:15:33Z

hmmm partying in my own head, with like me room so warm and uh, ooh look a fish. haha

uh so what was that? no i don't like to shag walls.

OOOOOOMPH OOOOOOOOOMPH OOOOOOOMPH ahh hold on i'll find something REALLY funny for you bastards who are reading this...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fckshtpss.shtml

hahahhaha......LAUGH YOU FUCKING DEPRESSED WANKER!

put de lime in de coconut you're such a silly woman

2003-10-18T19:55:00Z

so, here it is. me and you, and this rum right here, RIGHT ON RIGHT ON.

ooooooooooooooooooooooh

er. who's this?

WELL IS THERE A BETTER FUCKING WAY TO WASTE TIME

2003-10-17T19:35:24Z

gah, fucking weekends. i fucking hate the weekends. don't ask me why, perhaps i'm too much of a geek-mode state right now. well i only despise due to the fucking boredom it creates for me. YANNO?? YA MUNNNN.

fucking. wake up. around, say 2pm. then what...eat, sleep shit? fuck! then satisfy the boredom and drudgery with a weekend digest of useless sacks of shite. which makes no sense, heh. ok right anyway, i'm just fucking that THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME TO DO ON THE FUCKING WEEKENDS.

you know, it's times like these that i wish i wasn't fucking sober. FUCKING FRUSTATION. PUT DE LIME IN DA COCONUT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. yes that's right. anyone who has my fucking number give me a buzz. ach, *tenses fist*

i'm wondering what ted would do on weekends. probably dress up as a homeless guy and ask some "innocent" woman to unzip his pants so he could pee. then he ends up fucking killing her, hahaha. YES I KNOW THAT'S SICK BUT FUCK OFF, I FIND IT FUNNY WHEN ONE SHOVES A BEDPOST UP ONE'S CUNT.

ah well, there was never once a normal human brain. it doesn't even exist today. it's only due to behavioural psychology (along with religious morals/majority views in society) that we end up thinking that "oh no that's horrible when a cunt's been savagely attacked by a bedpost"...well you see, what big tim taught us was to THINK FOR OURSELVES. YES FUCKERS, THAT'S RIGHT. GET THOSE FUCKING NEURONS STIMULATED YOU DUMB FOUNDED FUCKER. this is a good moment to put on some TOOL. but alas, i have lost Lateralus, OH NO WAIT I FOUND IT THE OTHER DAY. but uh, can't be arsed getting it out.

heh, i'm beginning to wonder as to why i was always on the net, staring at the fucking screen and uh, sitting there with 'awe' expressions, thinking "shall i laugh or shall i become pissed off". you know what i need, some fucking tequila. YES THAT'S RIGHT, SOME FUCKING BOOZE MAAAAAN. heh, i was semi drunk once, had a bottle of stella. and i was like "woah man i am powerful now bitch, I AM GOD NOW BITCH!" and then went to a 1pm lecture, sitting there, not giving a fuck. hahaha, beats being bored!

don't you just love henry rollins :)

i cannot BELIEVE i like university this year. hmm, maybe it was because there was no shitty physics to take on. HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING FANNIES, YOU WANKER PHYSICISTS, GO SHOVE YOURSELVES UP NEWTON'S ARSEHOLE, YOU FILTHY MEN.

and if i brought up a thing against gays, it wasn't aimed at them. i don't care what gays do, as long as it doesn't involve me, physically. besides that, i have nothing against homosexuals. just slipknot wearing fannies, hahaha. actually, i'm not that put off about people this year, heh. i'm out for myself i suppose, not giving a crap about uh, you or someone else. except for those dramatic clones that you see everywhere, heh. something out of a fucking movie, or out of a soap opera, heh. cock suckers.

i hate soap addicts. well ok i admit i watch eastenders. BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY! not as funny as hollyoaks. what my point IS, is that i do not play any certain role that contains a fucking actor, played by some dickhead who knows what he's saying. whereas most people do, heh. either that or it's the usual genetic cloning shite. basically, people you see everywhere are just clones of one another, no individuality. it's something you have seen previously, or something that really pisses you off about civilisation. AND WHAT'S WITH THESE 'DON'T ATTACK IRAQ' DEMONSTRATORS? DON'T THEY KNOW THAT IRAQ'S BEEN DEMOLISHED? is it like, for their own state of mind? i mean, we can't do anything. not saying that we shouldn't give a toss, well we shouldn't, but anyway it's just retarded with all those anti-war crap. i mean fuck it. you fucking hippies. or parents of fellow hippies. hahaha. ok i know it's bad and stuff, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? DICKHEADS. man, i hate society. once again, i am free of thought, so i won't bother stressing myself over some political issue. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH PEOPLE WHO LOVE POLITICS. must admit, i love communism hahaha! and what's wrong with germans? fine by me, mate. to be honest, i wouldn't mind living in germany for a bit. check out the place. i bet they'd be more appreciative of my presence, and not treat me so negatively, heh. like how most judgemental fuckers do so in the UK.

YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY WOMAN. hahahah

Aye

2003-10-17T18:42:27Z

err heh, fuck. nothing's coming to mind except a good snooze baby. talked to emma today, yanno emma. a school friend of mine, heh. i was like "i didn't recognise you" OK THAT WAS A PARTIAL LIE. i was just too fucking nervous to talk, heh. but she's rather upbeat and cool, heh.

she really loves uni. she's doing german, spanish and economics. not bad harrr. beats mine, heh. it's not the most interesting thing BUT SOME ASPECTS OF IT TURN ME ON and as arnie once said, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE"

hmm, who else? i saw robbie today, heh. he said he spoke to euan trail (euan's some arsewipe who was one of those suburban "oh i'm too cool for you" bastards, whom i despised. and besides, he got his arse kicked in alot, oh did i laugh at the lanky fuckwit). so anyway, robbie was saying that he was going to see mars volta, and i'm coming along. and he goes "OH HAMID'S INTO ALL THAT AS WELL?" the fucking narrow minded dipshit. see, this is one of the reasons why i hate suburbia. yeah anyways, i'm seeing the mars volta at the QMU :D

will be excellent, heh. hopefully i'll be up for it. and uh, might buy me a hoodie if they're selling. hmm what else...

fuck all really. kinda disturbed by being rather sober these days. but sober is good, makes me uh, concentrate. not wobble off the rails, yanno? ach well. i feel like going out tomorrow but i won't because i have no life outside of uni, heh. except for uh, just wandering about glasgae. which i won't do. so tomorrow i'm having a long snooze, then get a haircut and cut that FUCKER OF A GARDEN. have you seen the size of my back garden? you could fit another fucking house in it. IT'S THAT BIG. i was thinking of asking tom to come and watch kill bill with me, but uh, nah. i spoke to him today. he's finding it tough, heh. and it's early days. ah well, freshers. YES I KNOW I WAS ONE AS WELL, I WASN'T BEING CYNICAL/ARROGANT/BIG HEADED YOU DUMB FUCKER OF A FUCKING CUNT.

not much to do these days, heh. beats being on the INTRAWEB all night i suppose. catch up on sobriety, hahaha. keep the head awake. i actually quite like it this year. dunno why, maybe it's because robbie's here. i think we'll end up being close friends :D. or just....into the same type of music. and uh, he knows a few girls. one called kirsty, is shit hot. she has a tattoo just at the top of her arse and i saw it whilst playing pool. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm RAR

oh yeah and there's this bitch called Jen Anderson, who apparently knows me? i'm like THE FUCK? well she apparently arrived at the start of sixth year, when i left. heh.

i think i saw Nick just out the QMU this week. i was like 'is that him?' well his girlfriend is at glasgow, heh. so love is in the air. well for him anyway, fuck love. you know, it's approached in such a warm and gentle manner, when it's actually the absolute opposite. fucking irony for you. it's like such a pain in the arse being 'in love'. haha cocks. it's a part of being stupid i suppose. which is what many people are. nah, not people who are in my class, we're all brainy motherfuckers. i'm just talking about ordinary people, trying to put on a shitty "oh i'm joey from friends" accent. cunts. too much tv is bad for you, ya sacks of degraded filth.

heh, me and gammon were sitting outside the boyd orr and there's this bitch who goes "that's awful, that's so goddamn awful." haha we laughed and made fun of the western civilisation. well not the western world, just the dumbarses who are just......so fucking mundane and BORING.

ahh yeah i spoke to my adviser today, who is Rob Irving. what a cool guy, very friendly. he speaks so low, it's a bit like me, heh. but it's silent, which is good because it's a sign of serenity. and uh, yeah. good guy.

hmm, what else? fuck all, the usual rounds of pool and video games, heh.

i'm gonna phone the SAAS fuckers up, see what's going on. i need me an iPod, the music i've downloaded is TRES COOL AMIGO. and uh, get some new shoes. these duffs are hurting my feet. although they're quite worn out from the inside.

http://maddox.xmission.com - cunts updated. he's so funny it's unbelievable.

HAHAHAHA, HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT TEEN BIG BROTHER SHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

i saw it last night, and this paul character won, and his fucking face! hahahaha. the BB cunts announced paul being the winner, and his face was like :O except he was crying with JOY. hahahah, looked like he was being given an enema. hahahaha fucking teeny wankers. they don't look 18 to me. i don't even look 18. some say i look 22 years old. ah fuck 'em.

harrrrrr, i'm so fucking bored today. came home at 5 30 today. could've stayed at uni but uh, was tired. and like, i dunno if people that i know are still in. fuck giving them a phone. costs too much just for a single "hello, are you at the QM"

harrrr. i hate being fucking SOBER ON FRIDAYS..........MAKES ME WANT TO SMASH MY FUCKING SKULL INTO THE LAPTOP SCREEN. hahaha ok i'm gonna like, stop writing. head hurts x

It's to kill.......or be killed

2003-10-12T17:08:12Z

can't wait until Kill Bill comes out here. been waiting for a decent movie to come out since blade 2. at least kids won't be inside the cinemas acting all cool with their shitty display of clothing and what have you. and on top of that, it's a tarrentino flick. EVERYTHING GOOD COMES OUT OF A TARRENTINO MOVIE.

take reservoir dogs as an example. the bit where Mr Blonde chops the guys ear off whilst listening to "stuck in the middle with you" OH DID I LAUGH.

the trailer that i saw was excellent too. so it's all good. can't wait to hear the OST too. and it's only volume 1. which means there's another one. hahaha. IT'S ALL CHAOS BITCH.

hmm i better get back to my books. or i could stay here and be bored? fuck that. studying it is.

Teddy bear

2003-10-10T22:35:08Z

The other day, i was on my way out and i felt bored on the bus. So i decided that i'll have a think about bundy's way of approaching humans. Ok, it isn't the most moralistic view about civilisation, but as long as it makes me happy. For instance, one of his jpgs' has a picture of him, smiling whilst in prison, i think. And he looked rather chuffed about something. Anyway, it was a releif BECAUSE his smile is a sick one on the inside, yet he's a charmer on the exterior...if you know what i mean. However, he's one fucking psychotic hell of a guy. heheh.

Who'd win out of Shinobi and a random old man that has a white, long moustache with a long goatee, and wears one of those chinese hats?

http://www.zfilter.com

for all your bullshit needs on the bullshit internet. WHAT'S THE URL AGAIN? more like a kick in the nads yelling "oh look he scored another one".....haha oh yeah, speaking of football, Man U - along with the shitty play that arsenal is objecting - are perhaps the most dullest thing in the UEFA Champions League so far.

http://maddox.xmission.com

and err, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mariosplat.html

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2003-10-05T21:56:56Z

????????????

sometimes, i don't know why i have this fucking thing. other times i feel like ripping open someones brain and taking a nice sample of it.

ach fuck off. stupid fucking mothers.

albert_hoffman @ 2003-10-05T17:53:00

2003-10-05T16:53:30Z

http://www.geocities.com/conflabermits/28.htm

oh paddy, paddy, paddy

2003-10-05T16:21:21Z

"who is that man, father?"

haha i'm getting the hang of this HTML shite on LJ. woo i'm so cool now.

yeah, you all guessed it. he is my hero. DID YOU KNOW EVER THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEERO

heheheheh, what a guy :D

Kill Bill

2003-10-05T14:56:51Z

Quentin's back. i'm definitely going to watch it.

why the fuck am i updating? cunt